On the nose

You are already familiar with the serious side of rhinoplasty. It requires a cosmetic or other type of surgeon, a stay in the hospital and some time to heal. You’re also aware that the advantages of RhinoShields are the ability to regain the use of your glasses.

And so, there’s no problem with looking at the lighter sides of noses and rhinoplasty. The world is full of jokes about and concerning noses and nose jobs, so it might be fun to share a few.

Your nose is so big that your head got jammed when you were born.

Your nose is so big that it would scare a fully-grown man.

Your nose is so big that Walt Disney was inspired by it.

Your nose is so big that I can’t tell if you’re lying or not.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

It’s hard having a big nose – all of my pullover shirts have stretch marks.

His nose is so big that he has to lift it to eat.

Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

A plastic surgeon’s office is the only place where no-one gets offended when you pick your nose.

Doctor, a peeler! Nose job for a snowman.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.

A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Blow Your Nose” by Hank E.

 Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
Tell me.
Because it’s the scenter!